the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Randomize
