Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Randomize
