yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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