well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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