Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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