She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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