he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
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