is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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