mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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