first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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