No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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