That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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