He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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