There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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