One girl and one boy is just not enough.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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