well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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