do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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