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the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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