I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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