Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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