wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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