farters have to be the big spoon...
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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