How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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