We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
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