He kissed a someone with a penis
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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