i dont even know how to be here
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
You ate ashes out of my bong
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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