he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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