awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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