I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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