Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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