google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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