I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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