I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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