There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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