I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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