This is not my ceiling
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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