haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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