I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I licked your asshole in confidence.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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