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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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