so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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