sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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