Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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