before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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