that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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