her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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