Me. At least after what I've been through.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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