the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Randomize
