hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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