Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
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