Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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